The Four-Legged Duck

The duck has four legs.

The front left leg is like.  The duck dances on one foot on the things that he likes.

The front right leg is hate.  The duck stomps with his hate foot on the things that he hates.

The back left leg is nonsense.  The ducks flumscruffles daintily upon the nonsensical things in the world.

The back right leg is reality.  The duck, yes, even the duck, must nest back in reality from time to time.

The duck has four legs.